Dani is not Here

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I finally finished! “Climax” by Usher.




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Demo of one of my two latest arrangements. :)


Katniss Doll meets Barbie

  • Camping Barbie: I'm ready for the wilderness!
  • Katniss: Um, ok. Are those capri pants waterproof?
  • Camping Barbie: No, but they're super cute right?
  • Katniss: Also, what are those? High heels?
  • Camping Barbie: Haha! They're wedges, silly!
  • Katniss: What if a bear attacks?
  • Camping Barbie: I'm just gonna give its big ol' fuzzy belly a big ol' hug!
  • Katniss: A bear will maul your face off.
  • Camping Barbie: Scary! Let's bring Ken! Can you double date?!
  • Katniss: … Thanks for your consideration. (walks away)
  • Baby Sitter Barbie: I just love kids.
  • Katniss: I never get too attached because they might end up dead.
  • Baby Sitter Barbie: … (walks away, but falls because her Barbie shoes have been mysteriously chewed up. By me.)
  • Malibu Barbie: I wish it were summer all year long.
  • Katniss: I don't like the heat that much. I got burned up pretty badly by a fireball in the arena the first time.
  • Malibu Barbie: The arena? Is that a mall?
  • Katniss: No, it's the place where they had The Hunger Games. C'mon, you have to have read the books by now.
  • Malibu Barbie: Red? Is that your favorite color?
  • Katniss: No, read. Like, R-E-A-D … a book. Word on pages that are bound together in order?
  • Malibu Barbie: Order? Are you hungry? I like pancakes.
  • Katniss: Huh?
  • Malibu Barbie: I'm tan!
  • Katniss: … (walks away)
  • Katniss: My mom is a healer. I know a bit about plants, but I'm actually looking for some info on this (holds out flower).
  • Green Thumb Barbie: My straw hat is so jaunty.
  • Katniss: Uh, I guess. But seriously, someone has a fever and my mom's out of elderflower.
  • Green Thumb Barbie: The gingham bow matches my shirt!
  • Katniss: Babs. You have gardening tools. Have you grown anything?
  • Green Thumb Barbie: Ew, dirt is dirty!
  • Katniss: … (walks away)
  • 2006 Holiday Barbie: Can you get me down from this shelf?
  • Katniss: (shoots arrow, knocks down Barbie)
  • 2006 Holiday Barbie: Thank you so much. Let's gab! OMG WE'RE BRAID TWINSIES!
  • Katniss: … (shoots arrow, knocks dumb crown off Barbie's head, walks away)
  • Teen Talk Barbie: I love shopping!
  • Katniss: I like hunting. It's kind of like shopping I guess, if all those tight dresses had fangs and eyes and could breathe and were human and trying to kill you.
  • Teen Talk Barbie: Party dresses are fun!
  • Katniss: I don't know, Barbie. I doubt it. I'm from District 12, where fun means having enough medicine and squirrel meat to survive.
  • Teen Talk Barbie: Wanna have a pizza party?
  • Katniss: Are you kidding? Are you from The Capitol?
  • Teen Talk Barbie: Math class is tough!
  • Katniss: You're definitely from The Capitol.
  • Teen Talk Barbie: Do you have a crush on anyone?
  • Katniss: … (walks away)
  • Katniss: Finally, someone who looks like they know what they're doing! Do you have a—wait a minute, is your waist the same size as your neck?
  • Princess of the Vikings Barbie: Yes.
  • Katniss: … (walks away)
Via defying gravity
Follow my girrrrl! She is genius!

Seriously, do it. I will give you cookies as a bonus.


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My cover of Pentatonix version of “Somebody That I Used to Know”!



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Throwback? “Only One” by Yellowcard.



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Done with this one too. Too much belting.


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